For my weekly presentation I'd like to tell you about one of my hobbies. And that is - watching scary movies. From the classic monsters series like Dracula and Frankenstein of the silver screen era, to the bloody nineties slashers with their merciless faceless killers I just enjoy them all. Apart from horrors I like to watch, what I call "crappy" films, although a lot of them are horrors :) Films that are BAD, just painfull to watch, movies that make you think-"What the heck were they thinking while making this"? I especially enjoy those that were suppose to be good but ended up like some of the worst pictures of all time. What about them? Why do I torture myself with those? Well What i love in them is the obvious cheese factor. The "Riffability" - that's a term which is used to describe movies potential to make jokes of it. Basicly it means that this movie is so bad that you can just sit and riff at it all the time. You must have heard someone do it - whenever you say something regarding the movie you're watching right now - that's "Riffing on a movie". It started a huge trend but i will talk about it later.
Ok i think we start this bloodfest with an introduction of a SLASHER genre. This is one of my favorite horror subgenres. I think that many of you will be suprised on how precise are the "rules" of a typical slasher. In one sentence a slasher movie tells a story of a killer preying on a group of teenagers.But first of all you have to remember that:
THE KILLERS are the real main heroes in slashers. There are certain rules which make a great slasher killer. First of all - his identity is unknown, be it due to him wearing a mask or just tricky camera work doesn't matter - he's shrouded in mystery.

Second they're killers with a cause - they always have an important backstory of the events that happened "before" the film. Those are often commemorated in the movie and give the killer their trademark motives like the choice of weapons or a place they choose to haunt. And the third final rule when making a Slasher villan... They have to be badass, unstoppable killing machines that would always come back to haunt you no matter what you do. You can drown them, shoot them, set them on fire, stab them, blow them to pieces - they WILL have their comeback one way or another.
As for the victims their are usually teenagers that do "bad" things. And by this I mean pre-marital sex, alcohol or drugs. Among them there's always one girl called - The Final Girl- she's different from her colleges, she dosen't drink neither smoke and... she's a virgin. And miraculously that's enough to win a golden ticket from god to be in a final fight with the movie's bad guy. She always wins but the win is Pyrrhic. She's scarred for life and sometimes...the killer comes back in a sequel. Or like Jason Vorhees from "Friday The 13TH" series in 12 sequels :)
And of course one final thing that define a slasher is violence. Brutal, graphic violence is what separates those movies from thrillers. Movie directors often compete in inventing more and more gruesome ways for teens to die and boast on how many barrels of artificial blood they used on the set. But those death scenes are the main course when it comes to slashers, that's what defines them and what makes you remember a certain movie. I could go on and on about it but i think I talked about most of things. So ok this concludes my slasher review. I will end with a clip of "TOP 13 FRIDAY THE 13 MOMENTS" njoy.Remember those are scenes from slasher series, if anyone dislikes when artificial blood sprays all over the place - DO NOT WATCH IT :)

















